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>> the lion. i can get thigh-high boots. >> hal: that's right woman in boots -- because she's not a cat person. >> i am a cat person. [ laughter ] >> i'm not sure i am a lion person. >> hal: i want to play a couple of these from obama's speech in the west bank yesterday. let's play track 1. >> obama: i have returned to the west bank because the united states is deeply committed to the creation of an independent and sovereign state of palestine. in our discussion with president abbas, i heard him speak out about the difficult issues that cannot be ignored. among them problems caused by continued settlement activity the plight of palestinian prisoners, and access to holy sights in jerusalem. i understand the situation on the ground continues to evolve in a direction that makes it harder to reach a two-state solution. so one of my main messages today, the same message i'm conveying in israel is that we cannot give up. we cannot give up on the search for peace no matter how hard it is. >> hal: there y
>> the lion. i can get thigh-high boots. >> hal: that's right woman in boots -- because she's not a cat person. >> i am a cat person. [ laughter ] >> i'm not sure i am a lion person. >> hal: i want to play a couple of these from obama's speech in the west bank yesterday. let's play track 1. >> obama: i have returned to the west bank because the united states is deeply committed to the creation of an independent and sovereign state of palestine. in our...
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thou is the -- ahhhhh. >> you end up sounding like the cowardly lion. that's not a soliloquy. that's dickens. you keep doing that. >> stephanie: no? >> no. it's the start of tail of two cities. isn't it? >> yeah. >> stephanie: it's for vivid. in case you were wondering -- she was in here in l.a. -- >> i pass vivid every day. >> stephanie: all right. you missed your sydney leathers. >> it's right across the studio from universal studios. >> step into the tram -- oh, hey now. [♪breaking news theme] >> stephanie: i got to google soliloquy so i can do the bit better when we came back. i must have been dozing during that class at usc theater. >> you are a theater major, and you don't know what a soliloquy is. >> stephanie: oh, for god sake's that was a thousand dead dreams ago. >> tom bro -- brokaw knows what a soliloquy is -- >> it could be a porn monologue. >> stephanie: i'll google that. and straight people of course of perfect moral values everywhere. gay people are icky. i couldn't believe this story. a catholic teacher was fired after marrying his partner. they knew he had
thou is the -- ahhhhh. >> you end up sounding like the cowardly lion. that's not a soliloquy. that's dickens. you keep doing that. >> stephanie: no? >> no. it's the start of tail of two cities. isn't it? >> yeah. >> stephanie: it's for vivid. in case you were wondering -- she was in here in l.a. -- >> i pass vivid every day. >> stephanie: all right. you missed your sydney leathers. >> it's right across the studio from universal studios. >>...
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>> stephanie: twenty-three minutes after the hour because you were talk about the guy that ate the lion -- >> it was an animal sanctuary, and -- >> stephanie: and you offered -- >> well, because it's a lion. >> i speculate she was men menstruating menstruating. >> stephanie: lion's don't need a reason to eat you. it is because they are lions. there was another story -- >> lions fatally mala woman having sex with her boyfriend in a bushy area. [ buzzer ] >> mind if i cut in -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: now i have to class things up. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: cops find meth in a woman's butt crack and loaded gun in her vagina. >> wow. that's a lot of vagina. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: what else is in there? okay. i'm just saying that's some -- >> the things that brian kilmeade would be surprised by. >> stephanie: right. look what else would come out of there. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] >> stephanie: no that other sound effect. there is not a cuckoo clock in there. >> well knows what else could be up there. >> stephanie: gawker brings us this story -- [♪ "world news
>> stephanie: twenty-three minutes after the hour because you were talk about the guy that ate the lion -- >> it was an animal sanctuary, and -- >> stephanie: and you offered -- >> well, because it's a lion. >> i speculate she was men menstruating menstruating. >> stephanie: lion's don't need a reason to eat you. it is because they are lions. there was another story -- >> lions fatally mala woman having sex with her boyfriend in a bushy area. [ buzzer ]...
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so if there is no bill the republicans are likely to get the lion's share of the blame. so if they nominate marco rubio -- which seems hard to do if immigration dies -- the latino vote is going to stay the way it is broodly speaking and as the latino share of the overall vote grows, you know, they are just going to have a hard time winning elections, and that upsets us and our listeners greatly. >> stephanie: right. and as you say when we got these election results, you said it seemed like a no-brainer -- who would have thought background checks would fail. at 90-something percent approve rating. i think that -- look at how many senators are already having to back pedal from their vote -- >> yeah. and i think -- kelly ayotte back pedalled yesterday, and jeff flake is back paddling and i think it may pass next time. and i did hear from a few fellow americans who do think the second amendment is different than all other amendments. it may not shock you to hear that. >> stephanie: no, i'm not shocked to hear that. i can only imagine our mail bag looks the same. >> were you
so if there is no bill the republicans are likely to get the lion's share of the blame. so if they nominate marco rubio -- which seems hard to do if immigration dies -- the latino vote is going to stay the way it is broodly speaking and as the latino share of the overall vote grows, you know, they are just going to have a hard time winning elections, and that upsets us and our listeners greatly. >> stephanie: right. and as you say when we got these election results, you said it seemed...
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>> he's now the lion king. >> stephanie: why can't all the icy puffy snoopy people pick one name and stick with it? they have no fidelity so their original name and yet he had thoughts on homosexuality. he says it will never be fully accepted. he tells a publication it creates unique challenges for gay musicians. football team, you can't be in a locker room full of mother [ bleep ] tough [ bleep ] dudes then say hey man i like you. that's going to be tough. he was asked about frank ocean the rapper who has come out this year. he's a singer. it is acceptable in the singing world but in the rap world, i don't know if -- >> snoop line has accepted to sing. >> stephanie: because the rap is so masculine. he went on to say i don't have a problem with gay people. i have some gay homies as if to make everything he said before that okay. oh snoop kitty whatever your name is now. [ applause ] >> stephanie: they do like lady on the street and -- >> that's ludacris. >> stephanie: or usher or somebody like that. who doesn't like that. >> ludacris changed his name to absurd. >> stephanie: this jus
>> he's now the lion king. >> stephanie: why can't all the icy puffy snoopy people pick one name and stick with it? they have no fidelity so their original name and yet he had thoughts on homosexuality. he says it will never be fully accepted. he tells a publication it creates unique challenges for gay musicians. football team, you can't be in a locker room full of mother [ bleep ] tough [ bleep ] dudes then say hey man i like you. that's going to be tough. he was asked about frank...
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. >> you know how the cowardly lion went to the beauty parlor? take him to the beauty parlor, put a little bow in his hair. >> stephanie: me on vacation. >> i am king of the forest. >> glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. >> stephanie: okay. all right. the caller brought up alec baldwin. you know i love alec baldwin. it is funny. i've never met him. he was supposed to do sexy liberal. he couldn't. >> he sent a gigantic thing of flowers. >> stephanie: the size of my dog -- the size of a sofa. >> pretty much. >> stephanie: so i am -- plus i love him as an actor. even he would say he has a bit of an anger problem. so he got into a twitter war. i guess the problem -- i think the premise of this whole thing was that his wife was tweeting during james gandolfini's funeral. as it turns out, it was not during the funeral. it was afterwards but the reporter wrote a story she was tweeting during the funeral so then he got -- alec baldwin got into a twitter war with this guy. he is gay. he said things that appear to be home faux phobic. he has wrote a note to g.l.
. >> you know how the cowardly lion went to the beauty parlor? take him to the beauty parlor, put a little bow in his hair. >> stephanie: me on vacation. >> i am king of the forest. >> glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. >> stephanie: okay. all right. the caller brought up alec baldwin. you know i love alec baldwin. it is funny. i've never met him. he was supposed to do sexy liberal. he couldn't. >> he sent a gigantic thing of flowers. >> stephanie: the size...
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. >> stephanie: it sounds like boner doing the cowardly lion when they step on his tail. >> somebody stepped on my tail! [ [ sobbing ] >> now you went into charles nelson riley. and then lindsey graham said i have got -- >> what is wrong with you? >> stephanie: this stopping drinking is a bad idea -- >> yeah, you may need to go back to drinking -- >> stephanie: animating tweety birds around my head. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: forty-six minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: excatholic girls gone wild her grade school nuns would like to slap her silly. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ billy zane stars in barabbas. coming in march to reelz. to find reelz in your area, go to reelz.com the bar harbor bake is really worth trying. [ male announcer ] get more during red lobster's lobsterfest. with the year's largest selection of mouth-watering lobster entrees. like our delicious lobster lover's dream, featuring two kinds of succulent lobster tails. or our savory, new grilled maine lobster and lobster tacos. it's back, but not for long. [ woman
. >> stephanie: it sounds like boner doing the cowardly lion when they step on his tail. >> somebody stepped on my tail! [ [ sobbing ] >> now you went into charles nelson riley. and then lindsey graham said i have got -- >> what is wrong with you? >> stephanie: this stopping drinking is a bad idea -- >> yeah, you may need to go back to drinking -- >> stephanie: animating tweety birds around my head. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: forty-six minutes...
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it's like catching a lion at the exact moment it pounces on a gazelle scary and beautiful. he took a little time out from singer her number irreplaceable -- >> that was it. >> stephanie: to publicly scold an eddence member to record the song on his phone. she also swung her microphone in the face of a terrified man and barked sing. beyonce yelled somebody is getting fired in the middle of a song after her lights fail. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i do that several times a day here. >> we have an email. hi, chris, please tell stephanie, that we black people will not feel she is racist to cut short a long-winded black man. he heard it all at the barbecue. >> stephanie: that was a very very long-winded story -- >> and why don't you cut him off? >> stephanie: because i didn't want to be racist. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: because i'm a well-known race traitor. >> all of that race guilt you carry. >> stephanie: oh, it's a heavy load. this hour of "stephanie miller show" brought to you by carbonite. they have backed over 20 billion, with a b computer files that might have been lost
it's like catching a lion at the exact moment it pounces on a gazelle scary and beautiful. he took a little time out from singer her number irreplaceable -- >> that was it. >> stephanie: to publicly scold an eddence member to record the song on his phone. she also swung her microphone in the face of a terrified man and barked sing. beyonce yelled somebody is getting fired in the middle of a song after her lights fail. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i do that several times a day...
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: gibsons and martins and lions and tigers and bears, oh, my. >> caller: i guess dennis rodman is our new north korean spokesman. for the love of ghandi, seriously? do we -- the kardashians you know, dennis rodman? he's on with george stephanopoulos. i'm not watching him again. >> stephanie: i know. talk about -- people thinking we're stupid. that's why. >> stephanie: i thought it was like green -- >> they made rodman just weird enough to talk to the kims. >> stephanie: we should send our weirdest ambassador. >> kim jong-un is a famous chicago bulls fan. >> stephanie: dennis rodman not really a current -- chicago bull. >> but he was a chicago bull when the chicago bulls were world-class. >> bouncing off satellites and what not. >> stephanie: okay. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: barbara in d.c. welcome. >> caller: hi, stephanie. hi mooks. i'm calling because i had a comment about ann romney and how she's blaming the media for presenting the romneys as wealthy snobs. >> stephanie: right. how dare they. >> caller: she did that all by herself. she was on a morning show and the reporter was as
: gibsons and martins and lions and tigers and bears, oh, my. >> caller: i guess dennis rodman is our new north korean spokesman. for the love of ghandi, seriously? do we -- the kardashians you know, dennis rodman? he's on with george stephanopoulos. i'm not watching him again. >> stephanie: i know. talk about -- people thinking we're stupid. that's why. >> stephanie: i thought it was like green -- >> they made rodman just weird enough to talk to the kims. >>...
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. >> they want the second amendment to apply to the entire world. terrorists from anywhere. >> stephanie: guess who else wants congress to get off their ass, melissa? snoop lion. >> formerly snoop dogg. >> stephanie: i'm changing my name to randi rhodes. nothing she can do about it this afternoon. it is 29 after. >> you have a copyright lawyer? >> stephanie: right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. john fugelsang: if you believe in states rights but still support the drug war you must be high. cenk uygur: i think the number young turks is that we're honest. i think the audience gets that i actually mean it. michael shure: this show is about being up to date so a lot of my work happens by doing the
. >> they want the second amendment to apply to the entire world. terrorists from anywhere. >> stephanie: guess who else wants congress to get off their ass, melissa? snoop lion. >> formerly snoop dogg. >> stephanie: i'm changing my name to randi rhodes. nothing she can do about it this afternoon. it is 29 after. >> you have a copyright lawyer? >> stephanie: right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> jack, how old are you? >> nine....
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that trick they do in the mirror where the mirror version is the other part they shot earlier where it's going look at you turncoat slob prostitute, you! shut up. i'm just trying to shave. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yeah, he has that kind of cowardly lion -- we pointed this out man cry. >> he stepped on my tail. >> please don't fire me. >> he looks like jack haley. he cries. >> this is a gift that alan grayson gave me. and i go in with the family photo. and the family photo with nancy pelosi, i mean the family photo -- >> that's so cool. he takes me to dinner at the democrats club and we do part of an interview and this guy he's just the greatest guy in the universe. >> stephanie: he's the greatest guy in history. >> how often do you meet a hero, you meet a real hero. i can't believe it. that's my story. >> stephanie: he's the only man i've seen get a standing ovation for walking. in ft. lauderdale sexy liberal with us and boston sexy liberal both times he walked into the theatre and just ahhh! crowd went wild. [ applause ] then did he panel and they went wild yet again. in fact, i think
that trick they do in the mirror where the mirror version is the other part they shot earlier where it's going look at you turncoat slob prostitute, you! shut up. i'm just trying to shave. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yeah, he has that kind of cowardly lion -- we pointed this out man cry. >> he stepped on my tail. >> please don't fire me. >> he looks like jack haley. he cries. >> this is a gift that alan grayson gave me. and i go in with the family photo. and the...